The Tough Guy Chronicles: Heil Tough Stuff

Finding good Tough Guys can be difficult as there are thousands of food-related, car-related, German, Spanish and fashion blogs that I must sift through to find a decent one. Today's Tough Guy embodies everything that a Tough Guy should. Well, scratch that. Today's Tough Guy is not funny. In fact, it's a Nazi blog from Spain. It's all in Spanish and there is nothing interesting to translate at all and since there's very low potential for humor on an Aryan site anyways, I guess I'll do a caption contest and see how that goes.

From, The Movement

Photo #1: The Car



Photo #2: The Bat




Photo #3: The Skirt




Photo #4: The Map




Good luck!

Also, feel free to give those in the photo's amusing names. And if you were at a party with those featured on this site, what song would you play first?

Here's my go to song...



I'd want to get the bat guy alone.