The Amazing Traveling Mixer Party

We wrapped up a booze-heavy tour of everyone's new digs yesterday in what Mike titled "The Amazing Traveling Mixer Party". I think it's fair to say that everyone had an excellent time. Here are some excepts and pics from the sign book that was passed around as we ventured from place to place.

Phil's Place : Rum and Daft Punk

"Phil's place (and hat) encompass everything that is right and wrong with Britain. I have no idea why...but yeah... It's true. Good drinks, good hats, and pillows that look like turds. Awesome."

"I'm so glad that I'm at Phil's place rather than Glen's. Glen's feet smell, but luckily they have yet to penetrate the innocence of Phil. I hate Glen."

"I like the earth tones of Phil's apartment. It really captures the essence of Mother Gaia (sp?). It also mixes well the a big, blue sex-machine like me."

Glen's Place : Gin and Kylie Minogue

"Your place is looking sweeeet, minus all the missing stuff. The purple blanket makes a big statement. Great job!"

"I have the same math book...how weird."

"I can't believe the amount of sperm that is already on your mouse."

"I've never seen so many jars of semen in all my life."

"Glen = cool
Glen's turtles = cooler
Glen's penis inside his turtles when he's alone = Wednesday"

Dave's Place : Vodka and Glen spilling everything

"Your apartment reminds me of a beautiful song. Maybe..."





"Most guys buy a big car to compensate for their lack of manhood. You bought a big fridge..."

"Great fridge, great drinks."

"I've been impressed before. Not this time."

"Great idea on bringing Glen's jars of semen over here. But why is one half-empty?"

Chicken Place: Pedophile Server, Beer, Sake

"Chicken was served by deviants"

"Like all chicken places in Korea, it has chicken and young couples on their last legs. Unlike most chicken places, it has a bust of Laurel & Hardy and Phil doing a second round of semen-head."

"Here we are... and Glen looks like a gay Jack Johnson."

"Phil just admitted that America was more advanced than England because we can marry men."

"George is a retard and has no idea about men. Just ask Glen!"

"You guys have no idea how embarrassing it was to be in a taxi with Glen and Phil!!! No more!!"

George and 고's Place: Whiskey, bluegrass and The Pet Shop Boys

"Nobody wears an Obama shirt quite as badly as you do but I like the scooter helmets"

"You are a cunt. No more to be said"

"You guys look the same. Same shirts, same hats! I'm hot in my hat. Where's the hammer?"

"Your home is very lovely. It was nice to make all the mean boys drink nasty drinks"

"All you need to do now is make babies! Baby 1, baby 2, baby 3, baby 4..."

The sign book did not make it beyond our place and neither did we. The rest of the party went on to Mike's place for LIT's and then to Hongdae for dancing.

So I figured I would take a guess as to what I would have written at Mike's and perhaps you will join in.

"So that's where Glen gets his jars."

Match Maker

고 and I have set my British buddy up on a blind date. The lucky lady is one of 고's new coworkers. She apparently speaks English very well and is "cute". The best part is how typical of a blind date it is. Glen's phone seems to be out of service, so they have to go back in time to before the cell phone age and rely on the old "I'll be wearing a blue shirt and black pants".

They're going to Hard Rock Cafe in Itaewon. He wants us to head out to that area in case it flops. 고 and I haven't been out there on a weekend in ages, so we'll give it a go.

I'll let you know how it goes. A flop is always more fun, but I hope it goes well.