I Wonder...

It's always fun to imagine what we might look like when we're older. What's more fun is exagerrating the characteristics that we already have.

Take my buddy, Liam. He's already balding, but in case you were wondering what he might look like in five years.



As we all know people's ears and noses continue to grow with age. Micah won't be happy.



Neither will I.



And if my beautiful wife was an anime character?



And finally, what if Glen was gay and ugly?

I'm Back-ish

While I'm a lot more interested in the political climate rather than the NOTHING climate, I thought I would write a little something.

Since my job, essentially, is to talk to people about anything they would like (within reason...most of the time), I have come across some interesting people and interesting quotes in my month here.

So, I'll throw out some daily quotes for ya...

Here is one from yesterday...

"Only Korean people understand the need for room salons."

And today...

"Horoscopes generally do not apply to Koreans."

Brilliance.

Election Break...

I'm putting this on hold for a few weeks. The election and work are taking up most of my time. Blabbing about nothing doesn't make the cut.

Misogynism at its best...

This was too funny not to post.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Sound of the Week: Techno Remix

Queen is one of the greatest bands of the past century and I really didn't discover their greatness until I moved to Korea and made a slight crack in the jam band bubble that I had chosen to keep myself in for the past ten years. So, today I'd like to offer this great Queen tune that has been remixed to my liking.

Here's the original of "Living on my own".

And here's the techno remix.



The remix is better and really rocks from 1:45 on...

Long Hours

For the past three weeks I have been putting in some serious working hours. I'm averaging around 80-85 hours a week. It hasn't been that bad really and I would be a lot more eager to work these hours if it didn't include a stop over at my old school to teach the kids. However, it seems that they still can't get their shit together over there and have yet to find even one new teacher. My responsibilities officially end on August 29th there and I am counting down the hours.

Sound of the Week: Techno Remix

It appears that work and everything else is finally setting itself into a nice steady routine, so I should be able to focus a little more on this site. I say that, but I'm not so sure. The political season is getting pretty hot, so The Clam might be seeing a lot more action regardless.

Still, I'm here now and want to introduce the musical theme of the week: The Techno Remix!

So, today's super amazing remix features a John Parr song from the classic film, St. Elmo's Fire.

Click here for the original.

Here's the remix...



Any remixes you want to hear?