Friday, July 18, 2008

The Tough Guy Chronicles: Cold Water Bucket Treatment

There are only a few things that I know to be true: All men look better with a mustache, tuxedo T-shirts will always be fashionable and that today's Tough Guy has got to be one of the most obnoxious people I have encountered.

Today's Tough Guy known as Nicole Mobile seems to think that taking pictures of things like this and adding the caption:

"On my way home from work, in the elevator that takes me to the underground parking."

r how about this one captioned "Vacuuming Action"


By the way, the writer of this blog is a woman and judging by the arm hair I think it's safe to say that she's European.

This type of blog is hard to comment on since it has no text, stories or anything decent to look at. So, how about this. I'll follow her for a day or so and make my comments on her excellent images.

"We woke up early today because my live-in boyfriend Vincent and I were woken up by his child from a previous one-night stand. So, we did what most parents would do and gave him the "cold water bucket treatment". We left him there and went back to sleep for a few hours."


"After our morning drinks, little Billy came running up to us to show us what he'd been working on for the past few days. "



"I thought it was crap, so I let him know it. If you want to succeed you have to be able to take criticism."


"We wrecked it up good. After another cold water bucket (CWB) for little Billy, we decided to meet some of our wacky friends."


"This is Clyde. He is the wackiest guy I know. I can't believe that someone is as creative as Clyde. He wants to be a writer you know. After laughing at his chop stick antics for hours, we decided to go out and have a seat at a local cafe. All of a sudden, this kid came up and was bragging about how good at drawing he was. I let him know that I did not like the one on the right."


"I mean, just look at the hair and how out of proportion the head is to the rest of the body. We gave him a CWB immediately. After we ripped up his drawings, I decided that it would be funny to steal his shoes."


"After our morning fun, we headed over to the Medicare office to see if we could get a little extra help from the tax payers. "


"Then it was off too Target. I waned these shoes so badly, but Vincent said that we couldn't afford it."



"They're so nice! I'll have to save up I guess. Luckily, our pal Maurice was nearby and we hit the strip and just cruised."
"I rolled the window down and put my hand out and made it glide up and down to the beat. He was playing my favorite song. "






"The cruise was amazing. I never knew a Geo Metro had so much gusto. Finally the day came to end and Vicent and I had to go to our duplex."

In all seriousness, the amount of energy that it took to look this blog is amazing. The images are so damn boring and even though she's trying to capture the mundane of life, this is too much. I don't care what the super market looks like. I could care less what dinner you made for dinner and if I see a picture of Vincent one more time I will fly to Australia and start my own blog about Nicole working on Nicole's blog about Nicole.

A commenter suggested that I cover this blog and I appreciate the interest, but this was draining. I challenge anyone to spend more than five minutes looking at this blog.

If you could ask Nicole one thing, what would it be?

Do you have any advice for Vincent?

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

My advice for Vincent would be to GET OUT NOW. RUN FROM THIS FRIGHTENING WOMAN WITH A CAMERA! BUT...I found this and I changed my mind. They're a match made in Heaven, Mobile Heaven.
http://vincentmobile.blogspot.com/2008_07_06_archive.html

Anonymous said...

I am not kidding, if you click on any of the (millions) of "Other Blogs" linked from Shredder Nicole's blog, they're ALL the same as hers-BORING pictures with more boring captions. What is this? A society? A cult? What is the name of it? Blog on.

The Expat said...

I just checked out Vincents blog. Wow! What the hell is going on with this? Do they REALLY think that this is entertaining?

It is a cult and I feel like that I am a little too close to joining. In fact, I think that taking pictures of NOTHING is what I really want.

Anonymous said...

Join the cult. Be a Mobileite Take pics for a day, we'd like to see your ennui.

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